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Stanislav's Rants on Guido (www.order-order.com) plus whatever else tickles my fancy.
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- This blog is a compilation of Stanislav's Rants as they appear on Guido. It is neither operated nor sanctioned by him. If you don't like it, don't come back.
People ask where Gordon. Probably in number ten lavatory make masturbate with cocklobby men White and MacGuire. Happen in time of panic. Go hide. Sit on toilet,make big poo, so air smell of warm shit, just how Gordon like, pick nose with one hand -eat some, keep some for later - make furious masturbate with other. Look at picture Peter Mandeslon dressed up like JesusBitch and hear father voice in head "say dinnae do that Satan's trick, Gor-r-r-rdon me boy, ye'll go mad." Make more serious pullings of wrinkled old member until yellow slime dribble from tiny, inflamed organ and run over nailbitten fingers and Sir Mike and Lady Kev make big cheer and Bravo and Cyclops wipe fingers on tie and keep for tasty snack later at PMQs. On television.
No need worry for Gordon whereabouts. Gordon be off with menfriends, somehwere private, wank self to death.
2:59 PM, September 15, 2007
At yesterday's start of the Rentboys Users' Conference in Brighton Lord Ming had removed his tie from his lawyers' uniform, because it was Saturday. Who says he can't make decisions ?
It was a sorry sight, mind you. Vote for me viewers because on Saturdays I dress up in my suit just like normal but, hey, I don't wear a tie. See my scrawny old neck! Is that liberal or what ? Now to clean-up the world.
Across china, billions of BBC 24 hours news-watching, slant-eyed polluters will have fallen to their knees, saying haste we back tae the stone age, tie-less old man at seaside show direction for all good Chinee people. Man's a fucking statesman.
2:15 PM, September 16, 2007