stanislav, a New Scot said...Make sang froid while snot-eating Scotch pervert shit in face AND steal money.

stanislav, a New Scot said...

Good morning English chums from Stanislav the New Scot. Listening at Government Radio Service this morning Stanislav learn that Mr Adam Applesauce, czar of Northern Rock not really useless, greedy, uneducated gabshite but most excellent philanthropist and social reformer. Like new George Cadbury, really. On Today programme reporter make tell that Northern Rock Bank actually support whole North-East with many givings of money to homeless hostels -caused by NewLab housing and penal and mental health cack-handiness, incindentally - make redevelopment project of whole NE and directors all run round like Jimmy Carter build new house in spare time for poor people to get property ladder. Not really bank at all. Spirit of North East, say local rag editor Chris Fuckwit; get behind Northern Rock, he said; not like wicked Southerners who only want bank to be bank and not branch of Salvation Army.

As New Scot from Poland, Stanislav consider very good idea give twenty eight billion pounds of taxpayer hard-earn money to shit bankers. In my country make revolution. English more clever. Make sang froid while snot-eating Scotch pervert shit in face AND steal money.

Main thing is if bank fall will Mr Applesauce still get big failure bonus, like Labour way ? Peerage too ?

Stanislav remember that Geordiesboys likely lads, salt of Earth Northeasterlies elect Lady Peter Mandelscock and husband, Mrs Renaldo, not just one time, but two times. Very smart electorate. Believe any old shit. If only Lord Mandelscock still up North swishing around in armoured Daimler making blowjob on Mrs Renaldo everything be fine and dandy. Everybody have fishy on dishy. Everybody go Bladon Races.

Mad Cyclops to go on Radio 4 WATO programme say favourite record not Arctic Monkeys after all but Fog on the Tyne all mine, all mine. Play all the time when having wank.

10:07 AM, September 18, 2007