Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Stanislav, Chief of all the stanislavs. said...Salmond is as big a cunt as Brown

Stanislav, Chief of all the stanislavs. said...

I am one of Good King Alec's subjects and I can tell English friends that Salmond is as big a cunt as Brown; even have make-believe wife who live in formaldehyde in attic of Bute House (MacDowning Street) and only bring out at election time. King Alec make big cheese and semtex parties with Martin Kneecaps McGuiness so to make big trouble for English; King Alec, Most Holy Reverend Dr Paisley and Kneecaps all go in big wanking tent to-gether, come out smirking, picking noses. King Alec make war with England. Army of cross-dressing inebriates go dancing down M6. Lord Sir Sean Connery leave home on bonny, bonny banks of Lake Geneva and fly back EasyJet (tight-fisted Scotch wife-beating cunt) waving his magic sword, to lead bold Highland Army to destruction. Again.

Only good thing about Scotch Cunt Salmond is that he's not Scotch Cunt brown.


Talking about Scotch Cunts, now that the banking crisis is officially over Dr McCann insists that the nation must be refocused on the global hunt for Madeleine -those, that is, who still believe that he and his wife didn't kill her. I suspect that is how young parent Gordon Brown has been spending his time and it is exactly how I am going to spend my afternoon

12:59 PM, September 18, 2007

Anonymous said...

Stanislav 12.59

you are a prick.

1:23 PM, September 18, 2007



Blogger 45govt said...

Stanislav, I do hope you are not mortally wounded by that intellectualput-down by (who else) anonymous who claims you are a prick. This is of course the highest accolade from a nu-lab gobshite, as it is the biggest prize on the Perverted Party's wishlist.

1:50 PM, September 18, 2007



Stanislav, adult literacy teacher to anonymous cunts. said...

Great anonymous brain at 1.23.

Thank you. Be called prick by nobody very great honour, indeed. Go back now, get on with lessons; learn speak own language, sign own name. Be good boy. Not cunt.

2:14 PM, September 18, 2007


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