stanislav, a young priest from Cracow said...Aye, right, Gordon. What a cunt. Amen.

stanislav, a young priest from Cracow said...

Stanislav thank Mr EmptySuit and Mr GF for analysis of too much monkeybusiness in economy figures; Stanislav say same thing for years only English not so good - how come houseprices and council tax not part of inflation ? Is cost of living, no? Cost of living rocket and neurotic fat Scotch wanker say: Oh, not really, cost of living fall, believe me I am man of God, just borrow some more money, be ok. But do it prudent, ye ken?

Also, Mr EmptySuit not mention but unbridled credit and consumption make happy stock Exchange and M&S topcunt make pay himself bonus of billion pounds but make for failure, total and utter of national moral fibre, result in crowing elite of public sector cunts -Jonathan Woss and Righteous Gerry McCann to make but two, make joke of school exams, even shitbrain Chardonnay make grade A and have picture on Telegraph in school blouse for old men wank and Fuckwit Darren go university but can't make sentence but no matter because lecturer not make sentence either; Tony Blair, prime minister never make sentence so doesn't matter; A levels and degrees only borrowed, not earned, like should be; country go down the dogs, innit? Smut and filth and lies and greed true legacy of mad gay Calvinist snot-eating onanist and bumfriends in Lobby and City.

Never mind. Pastyface Gordon make new loveboy with Dr Owen, King of Mouldbreakers and vain, bad-tempered, pouting cunt, flick hair from eyes like teenage totty. Nation rejoice at healing of rift between two petulant arseholes. Nation fall on knees in gratitude, is more rejoice in Sun over two worthless cocksuck sinners joining up to fuck nation some more than over last big news story. Simon Heffer touch up lipstick and sit down in new lingerie and let rip at wp screen; Richard Littlecock lament loss of Empire and Gerry and Kate MaCabre, sneak out of back door, make new life in Hollywood alongside Mrs Beckham (not very good but better than jail). Government continue make attack on poor for make too much borrow. Aye, right, Gordon. What a cunt. Amen.

1:11 PM, September 16, 2007