Tuesday, June 24, 2008
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Stanislav's Rants on Guido (www.order-order.com) plus whatever else tickles my fancy.
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- This blog is a compilation of Stanislav's Rants as they appear on Guido. It is neither operated nor sanctioned by him. If you don't like it, don't come back.
Dear Mr TaT
I can absolutely assure you that Mr Brown looks nothing whatever like Mr Satan. The Governor is most careful about his personal appearance - unlike some kaftan wearning deities we don't mention. Aside from a distinguished sprinkling of silver around the horns (which the ladies find most appealing) His Excellency has already been best described by Mr Jagger as: a man of wealth and taste looking very much like yourself, no doubt. Mr Screwtape, however, looks a little singed at the moment. I have sprayed him with aloe vera enriched CO2. It will grow back, eventually.
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