Thursday, February 14, 2008
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BrianSJ said...
Maybe he could get a job as a polish plumber.
Oi! Mr SJ.
Plumbing is proper work requiring, combination of engineering, dexterity, ingenuity, compassion and Zen. Is not make-believe job, like good for fuck all lawyer or politician or banker or fucking wanker journalist like Toilets Maguire, all of whom are responsible for country being up to belly button in shit.
Can't just fuck country up arse and say Oh, fuck me, never mind, can always go and do plumbing.
On the other hand, for cash and no receipt, plumber can come and sort out bollocks of government. Is big job, maybe last a week and have to employ cousin, Waldemar, but he's cheap enough, not steal nothing nor try and fuck Mrs.
Is not-brainer, innit. Can have skilled, bilingual Polish plumber, with own tools and van in charge of stuff or can have delusional Scotch Nancy freak with voices in head who eats snot on tv in front of whole fucking world and belongs in straightjacket in nice secure room with no sharp edges.
Said before on here, when is torrent of shit and sanitary towel and dirty water flooding down stairs you need a fucking plumber, not a gang of thieving incompetent Scotch mental patients, who blocked up the toilet in the first place.
Next time Nancy is on the telly, twitching and blinking and jerking and gulping his wanker's gulp, just close eyes and visualise that it's not words coming out of his mouth, like Vaaah-lewes or British Jobs but is instead slimy, strings of yellow-brown turds, one after another, after another, sliding down his chin, over his red tie and forming a big stinking, steaming pile in his lap. Premier of Shit-UK is not figure of fun but of revulsion.
Don't put up with this shit any longer.Phone StanislavPlumbCheap4U. Best offer you'll get.