stanislav said...It's hard to choose between Galloway and Rent-a-Gob Abbott.

stanislav said...

Gosh. Seen Elsewhere. Fat Georgie Galloway, debonair, urbane, expensively over-dressed leader of MickyMouseSocialistsRus, has insufficient work to do representing his polyglot constituency of wherever it is that things are so bad they elect this mouthy cunt.

Moonlighting like the good old fashioned Tory he is, for the redtop, tabloid, filth-peddling, scandal-mongering, capitalist rumour rag, the Daily Record, Georgie tells us that Jeremy Paxman is a cunt. Fuck me, George, I never would have worked that out. This must be why we pay you so much money.

It's hard to choose between Galloway and Rent-a-Gob Abbott. Which of them is most enriched by their multiplicity of part-time earners; which the vainest, most self-aggrandising; which the rankest, darkest, vilest example of the career socialist. Is it Abbott with her Caribbean holidays and her son's private education, well away from the nasty, poor constituents who she has so ill-served that Hackney is a synonym for shithole or is it the prat Galloway, flitting from one spurious egalitarian cause to another, sure to cop a fee whatever he does, misquoting Bob Dylan for credibility, basting himself in Portugal while his rat-run constituents, clearly, don't know what day it is, just that they are promised jam tomorrow so long as they elect this useless, self-serving waster.

The thing about Tony and Imelda Blair is that you always knew they were thieving, money-grubbing hypocrite bastards. They never really made any bones about it. Galloway and Abbott, though, they are both a real piece of work. Picking out the especially poor, the most grievously disadvantaged and, lining their own bottomless pockets, serving their own behemoth egos, claiming to better their constituents' lot, only make it worse.

Paxman is a hypocrite and a cunt says Galloway. He should know.

1:35 PM, February 13, 2008