Saw Mr Clegg on tv at brother-in-law's flat. Is new mould-breaking interview technique. Absolutely fucking brilliant. Do away with interviewer, ask own questions before anyone else can. Dozy old Scotchman says: bit of a rough time in your party, eh? Well I won't deny there's been a little upheaval but does this mean the Toilets Party is fucked ? No, of course it doesn't; should we be having a leadership contest, yes of course we should, do I think Mr Huhne is a cunt? Of course I don't. I know Mr Cunt sorry Huhne, we have worked together for many years. Did I complain about him being a cunt? Of course I did, this is what happens in leadership contests. Does it mean I am rattled? Of course it doesn't, you have to take the rough with the smooth, as Mr Hughes often says. Has he apolgised to me? Of course he has. Have I accepted his apology? Of course I have. Would I give him a job? Not fucking likely, sorry, I mean of course I would. You might ask me what I stand for. Well I spoke to some Chinks once. And I came into politics to make things better, How, you might ask, would I make things better? Well by being leader of the Toilets Party, of course....
Seizeing his moment, Lord O'Neill of Stringfellows, said, Well, let me put it to you another way, do you think Ming Campbell was a cunt? Absolutely not. Do I think he made some splendid reforms ? Yes of course he did. Was I happy to work with him and support him ? Not for a fucking instant; I mean of course I was; look politics is a tough business. You only get four months paid holiday. Would I do anything else? No, of course not. I have never worked, why would I start now? Should thin-skinned people come into politics? Of course they shouldn't and its a rough game which is why I complained when Mr Huhne called me a calamitous cunt. Have I ever been spoken to like that before? Well not since public school. I write books you know. And I have some kids. Are they disabled like Mr Brown's and Mr Cameron's? Of course not. Not, of course that there is anyting wrong with disability. Am I against disabled people? Of course not...
Peering waspishly over his pince-nez Jock McNeill said, Other politicians speak about having a Big Conversation with the country, you seem, if you don't mind my saying so, and even if you do, to be having one with yourself. Our Polish viewers will be wondering if you are, as they would put it, another fucking nutter ? One has expressed it thus: This cunt stand up at PMQs and ask him fucking self fucking question, innit, is fucking nutter. And before you answer that I am sorry to say that we have run out of time. Thanks for coming on the show, Mr Clegg, perhaps you'll come back another time.
As the lights dimmed Mr Clegg continued for several hours. Shall I come back again ? Of course I shall..etc
MM
Thank you, but is poor clumsy attempt at irony. Lord Neil of Toupee is as far up his own arse as can be without come out of ears and bite himself. Thought "peering waspishly over his pince-nez" do him justice. Wonder what he thinks.
Your were my first friend in new country. teach me about Toilet Party.
love from Stanislav
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