stanislav
"not all nutters has cabinet minister salary"
We do in fact get quite a good whack! When you take into account the Nutters' Living Allowance, Incapacitated Arseholes Benefit, Mobility Allowances although we're going no fucking where. Gordon is, of course, trying to make qualification for such benefits much more difficult and is attempting to flood the job market with terminally fucking useless nutters like myself. Bearing in mind his current unstable position, he might consider reconsidering his reform proposals - as he could find himself without pocket money and looking for a real job. There again, show me the psychiatrist who's going to pass him as sane? Even I know the man's a squizzly$blop%crumphorn*softarsepapercupcake£ short of a royal bogeyfest."*)()%^*£&(%
Dear Mr/Mrs Anonymous 2.58
Yes, you are right,Stanislav forget Sunday school lesson. Thank you for correction. Still seed on fucking ground though, innit. Or in chops of Hotlips Aaronobitch. Fuck me, country is turned into fucking nightmare. Decent plumber not close eyes without see visions worse than One hundred and twenty Days of Sodom - revolto-porn book by famous Labour peer, Marquis de Sade- Kauffman.
Love from Stanislav
- johnny wroclaw said...
Stanislav, we all know you Polaks. You live ten to a room, pissing in the sink and eating Winalot and Trill and your Saturday night special is a can of lager and a party pack of straws.
You cheap cunts.
You have been here for a few weeks and want to lecture us on the deficiencies of our politicians.
Well fuck off back to Polska where things are so much fucking better that your cocksuckers come in pairs.
Or even better, get a fucking job on minimum wage not and spend all day having your arse kicked by Paddy and Seamus.
P.S Fuck off.- stanislav a young Polish plumber said...
johnny wroclaw said...
Is good to see people join in spirit of occasion. But is no good just fucking swear. Must embroider, interweave. With thinking. Nobody accuse Stanislav of only being foul-mouthed fucking cunt, heart fester like fucking plague-pit, mind like fucking sewer. No, is also good plumber. Fix-up toilet cheap, come in time, finish job and tidy up. Not listen to Radio One and eat fried egg sandwich with brown sauce all over fucking customer towels.
As well as swear and complain Stanislav also make allegory and metaphor and is, most important, great help in British economy, stick head down toilet when British worker rather stay at home on Incapacity Benefit watching debtors' tv channels and wanking like lunatic.
When Salvation Army bring you, Johnny, down hostel at Christmas for free fucking dinner of Iceland Turkey and tinned peas and powder mash and crunchy sage and fucking onion on cold plate with plastic knife and fork and Value tinned peaches with Carnation milk and cup of tea but no sherry, make handshake and paper fucking hat and give pretend present of pair of recycled fucking sock accompany with pisspoor, skimpy little paper Christmas card saying Jesus love you, Johnny. When you sat there with load of smelly vagrants, all got no teeth and scratching and convulsed with DTs, when you are wondering where your children is and who is fucking Mrs., then is time for carol singing in honour of great Polish monarch, Good King Wenceslas looked out.... Good Polish carol, cheer you right up before walk home alone to cold empty flat and cut fucking wrist with rusty Bic razor, fall down and take three weeks to die alone from septicemia because no cunt ever comes.
Is times like these when a man know who his friends are or, in your case, aren't.
Love from Stanislav
I know you are poncing off someone's wifi as you write all this shit. You think Mr Guido is glad of the business, but he has 500,000 tossers a day with nothing better to do than post crap here. No, you and your suicidal polski chums are not alone. More's the pity.
I swear to teach you good English, you fucking cunt. If you spend more time with your tongue up some rich twat's soil pipe you will learn. We have a class system here. It is not open to all, especially to parvenu plumbers from shitty fucking tenements in the backstreets of horrible Polski cities. The minimum wage was designed expressly for people like you. Know this and know everything.
Proudhon was right, all property is theft, but who are you going to complain to, kiddo? Probably you will all get busted for living ten to a room in some stolen rancid bedsit and fucked off back to Polska like a bunch of terrorists with a pocket-full of Trill and a smack in the chops if you are lucky.
It's a mad, bad, neoliberal world, so get used to it.
P.S. Fuck off
- stanislav a young Polish plumber said...
Stanislav go in fucking bed now. Much to think about. Stanislav not expert but certainly always thought Robertson look like nonce and elevation to NATO (and out of UK) was wholly extraordinary for such an ugly malformed man of no discernible talent. Stanislav always describe him as child-molesting Scotch bastard. Even back in Poland. Has face of nonce. Don't dismiss. Nonce come in all shape and size but is also couple of archetypes, with brutish features, just like Robbo. Something very very unsavoury, too, about Forsyth. It is true, also, that there was massive suppression of public interest material about killer's firearms certificate. It is true, further, that the Scotch system of jurisprudence is the most corrupt in the Western world. Stanislav not invent. Interested people should look at SACL, Scotland Against Crooked Lawyers, a minute or two will give a flavour of just how rotten are the lawyers and judges. Labour's Scottish Lord Advocate recently resigned instantaneously and took off for the House of Lords, completely enmeshed in rumour, scandal, and allegations of criminality about which he has conspicuously failed to issue a denial let alone a writ.
Stanislav be brief as poss about this but useless then LibDem leader in Scotland, Jim Wallace presided over fiasco in which Scotch wpc was first charged and then acquitted of perverting course of justice at crime scene, subsequent investigation revealed that Scotch forensic analysis department, especiallty finger prints, is either fucked completely or has been leaned on by, amng others, refugee Lord Advocate. Forensic scientists around the world have complained about the actions of the Scotch Assembly saying it brings the whole profession, internationally, into disrepute -FINGERPRINTS ARE UNIQUE EVERYWHERE IN THE WORLD. EXCEPT IN SCOTLAND. Wallace's Justice department authorised the payment of three quarters of a million English taxpayer pounds to WPC Shirley McKie for her, and Stanislav not invent, hurt feelings.(How much, again, does a squaddie get for losing his limbs?) Even by LibDem standards, Wallace, also now retired, is an unspeakable cunt. Scottish people clamoured for a public enquiry but Lord Jack McConnell, then First Minister, refused one and allowed the miscreants to investigate themselves.
The peculiar conviction, by a panel of Scots judges, of Mr Magrabi, for the Lockerbie bombing remains, also, controversial; even campaigner Jim Swire, who lost his daughter in the bombing cries "Foul!"
That the Scotch establishment is entirely bent will be revealed by even a few minutes' study of SACLs webpages. There is no need to review the archives of the Sunday Herald or Scotland on Sunday, but these, too, will corroborate, at the very least, that there were and remain grave disquiet and incredulity about Dunblane. Throw into the mix that the British intelligence community, led by John Scarlett and Alistair Campbell, was able to massively exaggerate the virtually non-existent threat to UK security posed by the rustbucket army of Iraq, launch an illegal military operation -it was never a war- silence, ridicule defame and maybe kill dissenters (the David Kelly business seemed preposterous to a simple plumber - bloke kill himself with penkife and parecetemol by cutting wrists is utter bollocks, maybe if slash from elbow right down arm and bust artery wide open, but not little nick across wrist.) and then orchestrate an enquiry which exonerated the villains and chops balls from once-critical BBC. Add further a prosecuting authority that cannot find a charge to lay against an entirely, plainly, obviously corrupt series of offenders involved in soliciting and making bribes to government in order to gain seats in the legislature; add the slaughter of innocents by an untrammeled, trigger-happy police force and its useless chief; add the by normal standards criminal conduct of Mandelson, Robinson, Vaz, Blunkett, Reid, Prescott and the conspicuous international criminality of Straw, Hoon, Blair; the various voltes- face of Attorney General Goldsmith and inter alia, the abandonment of the serious fraud office enquiry into BAe and the headchoppers of Saudi Arabia on the grounds of national security and it must surely seem fairly small beer that a olitical establishment would instigate cover-up on behalf of a nonce in it's midst. These were only kids in a Soctch market town. Not as though it was Euan Blair or William Straw got wasted in some pervy lovers' tiff.
Repeat, Stanislav no expert on Dunblane and go in fucking bed now anyway but decent outraged souls who make up most of GuidoWorld would not dismiss tonight's postings out of hand.
Poles not look at him neither. Is horror show - deformed, petulant, snot-eating, nancyboy, war criminal nutter; walk along Uganda road, lecturing, with nail-bitten, baby-strangling, wanker's claws and hideous newly-bleached teeth to his official, photo-opportunity wife, whom he cannot bear to touch - this is vision from Hell, Cyclops in fucking red tie. Somebody get body language expert on case of Brown marriage, quick.
If this mad cunt had friends they'd make him sectioned, put in nutter house with Tony McNutter, David Millinutter, Caroline Crack Nutter, Ed and Yvette Nutter and all the other fucking nutters. Nearly forgot SuperDes Browne, multi-skilled nutter. Get Alana Johnson, singing postmistress and Extermination Secretary, open up new nutter hospitals. Prisons all full-up now, no more room for any more nutters. Need INVESTMENT in nutter aspiration problem, vaahl-ewes of British nutter community, too long ignored by party opposite Madam Deputy Speaker. If you get nutter treatment, Madam Deputy Speaker, should not have to pay for it, like party opposite say, in privatise nutter service, not all nutters has cabinet minister salary, should be free at point of illness. Nutters should not have to wait for liquid cosh, Madam Deputy Spectre, and Scotch dinner jacket, put on backwards, tie-up nice and tight at front for self-protection. And Abu Graib therapy of electrodes, blue-tack on nutter head, go flash bang wallop and annihilate nutter personality for fucking good, leave nice agreeable debt-ridden consumer. Need new investment in building programme of rubber room and padded cell. Only NewNutter party can deliver, take no lectures from right honourable gentleman on other side. Let British people judge me on my record, is ten years stewardship of complete and utter psychotic fantasy world, of delusion beyond wildest hallucinogenic trip; whole country up to arse in unrepayable debt is prudent economic miracle, woof-woof, woof-woof. Hurl lorry loads of money at useless thieving doctor; fucking PFI Auschwitz hospitals is Final Solution to old-age pensioner, import guards from Sri-Lanka, torture burdensome old bastards to death. Start fucking wars all over the fucking shop. Send Tommy in action with his bollocks hanging out. Put Admiral Liberace Bendover in charge of national security. (at least, though, he can see a fucking terrorist, not like that other useless, mouthy cunt, Blunkett.) Throw every bastard in slammer for ninety days until they own-up to being Osama Bin Laden, or Dick Cheney or some other mad bomber.
Schools is benefit, too, from ten glorious, investment-rich years of Nutter rule. Give A level to horrible, spoilt little bastards what can’t fucking read, can’t do two-times table, spend life sending text message to person sat next to them. Send worthless illiterate little prick in polytechnics run by beardy child molesting fuckwits and give degree in watching EastEnders. Only way to get promotion in police is find some poor innocent sparks from FrayBentos Land and shoot head full of bullets, and kick to make sure is properly dead.Envy of fucking world, Meropolitan coppers.
Ten years Madam Deputy Speaker, ten years of hearing voices in ma heid, Madam Deputy Speaker, mainly my deid reverend father, Madam Deputy Speaker, and his wonderful proscriptive sermons, Madam Deputy Speaker, on the sins of Onan, but also the Arctic Monkeys, ten years of going in the wee boys’ room and exploring ma moral compass with Mr Toilets White and Mr Hotlips Aaronobitch. Now more than ever, Madam Deputy Spatial Lobes, now that my undistinguished predecessor in this great office has revealed himself to be a practising Jehovah’s Witness and warlock the country needs the protection that only NutterCards can provide. need nutter ID card and indefinite indiscriminate detention in order to protect great British liberty. Is only fucking way; otherwise have criminal lunatic walk about thinking is prime minister and not fucking nutter. Community nutter care now discredited, gone way of multiculturalism, (ie up arse of Trevor I-is-Black Alibhai Phillipstein;) just look at me, Madam Deputy Spanker, up to my fucking eyeballs in long-term, slow release tranquiliser and still barking like Hound of fucking Baskerville; need banging-up in secure place. British people need no less, Madam Deputy Sphincter, than purpose-built, eco-friendly, poo-powered, biodegradeable, energy-efficient, low carbon footprint, maximum security nutter house. And I commend our nutter programme to the House.
ps for younger Guidites, the late bachelor, Mr Liberace, was a flamboyant piano playing entertainer renowned for his glamorous stage settings - diamante candelabra and bejewelled Steinways; his extravagant coiffure and costumerie and his dazzling
smile, he was also, shiver me timbers, as gay as an Admiral.
ps2 Lord Phillips of Clapham Common has had a distinguished career in chairing public bodies, issuing proclamations praising his own career and closing-down said public bodies on the basis that it had become undeniable that he and they talked a load of societally ruinous shit. He is a cunt.
2:37 PM, November 25, 2007
ps 3
Onan invented wanking. In bible.
2:41 PM, November 25, 2007