stanislav said...Fancy a line or two after work, Huw ? We are at the BBC, after all.

stanislav said...

Best thing is put ALL the nation's money into Northern Rock for safekeeping. Confiscate everybody's money and throw it into Northern Rock. Every fucking penny of it. And if we run out of all the money we can go and borrow some from those cruel murdering, dog-eating, organ-snatching, slope-eyed commie bastards with too many fucking teeth by half, over in fucking Beijing or wwhatever they call it. If we do it prudently, paying close attention to the sermonising voices in our heids, all, fuck me, will be well.

We are governed by fucking nutters, who are opposed by nutters and the whole fucking circus is reported to us by nutters.

BBCs Grinning Evan Davies next year: Well, sniff, Huw, I can, twitch and sniff, tell you, titter, that everything is going to be allright, really. I am wearing leather trouser beneath the desk you know Huw, twitch and sniff. Because, you know, its a funny thing, Huw, economics, even when, like me, you haven't got a fucking clue, sniff, its still a laugh. The people, you see, if we at the BBC help them a bit, can grow quite used to wearing sacks and living in the sewer, scavenging for food in the bins outside the Russian gangster mansions, because they've got no jobs and the banks have thrown them out of their houses and there's no fucking money left to run the hospitals or pay the dole. We just need to convince them, Huw, that POVERTY IS THE NEW WEALTH. For the many, not the few.

Fancy a line or two after work, Huw ? We are at the BBC, after all.

11:58 AM, December 19, 2007