Stanislav said...Margaret Beckett, was, like Granny Theresa

Stanislav said...

I dunno if anyone ever noticed but formerForeign Secretary and before that, Plagues Secretary, Margaret Beckett, was, like Granny Theresa, a bit of a shoe fetishist (or it was Mr Beckett, back at home in the caravan, counting the packets of Izal toilet paper prior to a visit to the Peak District. Go on, Marge, he perhaps urged,wear those bondage boots I bought you, on the Front Bench. The mind boggles, innit?)

She wore extravagantly strappy and shiny shoes; much at odds with the rest of her apparel and, indeed, physiognomy. Or at least she did on the couple of occasions I managed to sustain my scrutiny of her. The horrible, toothy, rentboy cocksucker David Mellor, taking a break from listening to classical music with Gerald Injuction Kauffman, once jested on tv that hearing something from Margaret was getting it from the horse's mouth, it was a slip of the tongue but even poor miscast Mrs Beckett had to join in the hoots of derisory laughter. It is a cruel business, politics. Nowhere near fucking cruel enough, if you ask me.

The BBC's in-house speech-impaired, hunchback transexual, Ms Kirsty Wark of Wark-McConnell Scottish Labour plc rarely reveals her footwear to the viewers; probably just as well, bad enough looking at her face, as welcoming as a prison door.

If Guido can't furnish any May Grannyporn images, the desperate political wanker may gaze at Professor Germaine Greer's genitals over at Chase Me Ladies I'm In The Cavalry (click Germaine Greer's Gusset).

Stanislav make say is not so attractive, make queasy and shout for sickbag, stolen from last flight on AirPolski. Is very hairy. And professor wear dirty cheesy socks. Not stockings like normal, decent porno women. Is freakshow. Bon appetit.

3:07 PM, October 02, 2007