stanislav said...Reporting "the row" over all-party funding

stanislav said...

Reporting "the row" over all-party funding (and I'm sure that's all it is, just a row) the BBC was granted an endlessly reproduced audience with very important Jack 45 minutes Straw, WMD spotter, war criminal, liar, cheat, hypocrite, posturing egomaniac and transvestite. Nought point nought per cent of the population, recurring, and I would just point out, because its very important, that that's more than everybody, believes a fucking word I say, Jack told us, very importantly. Fewer people than none believe me when I say there are, or were, definitely WMD; we will not go to war without a second resolution or that I have been entirely faithful to my wife. I am minded to say that if, and this is very important, I went among the beasts in the fields and spoke importantly to them they would probably lay down and die. Absolutely nobody recurring believes a word I say. Not bad for a bloke who invented the sixties, single-handed. And before Queer Bishop Harries comes on with his Whitewash for the Day, John, I know we have known each other a long time, dine together, holiday together, bang the same slappers, but I think it is very important that, in the studio, at least, we observe the formalities, and you address me as Mein Very Important Fuhrer. Soon everybody recurring will be doing it, so you may as well get used to it.

John Welshman is such a scourge of politicians that practically all of them recurring can't wait to get on the Today Programme.

5:04 PM, November 30, 2007