Saturday, June 28, 2008
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A statement issued on her behalf by Ms Alexander's plumber on the occasion of her resignation, this morning.
"See youse, youse on the standards committee, youse is just a buncha sleekit wee basturds an' see the next leader of this great party, we'd just better hope that there's nae fucking aboot wi' all this donations shite, cos otherwise there'll be nay fucker willing tae take on the job, the noo, d'ye ken. An' it's only fucking money after all, Ah'm awa off tae ma brother see if he cannae get me a job in London, wi' all they other jocks.
An' Ah'd just like to say the noo, that Ah'm no' resigning cos ah've done anything wrong, fuck me, no. It's just 'cos we couldnae get any other fucker to take the blame. See that Jackie Baillie, fuckin' shite she is, English bastard. Ah'll be awa' the noo and maybe get a peerage offa that big jessie, Gordon Broon, while he's still wearing his jacket the right way roond. Which willnae be too long Ah'm thinking, before he's wearing one a they ones wi' the arms tied up and all they straps and chains and things doon the side. Fuckin' mad bastard.
Ah'm thinking that Ah've served the Labour Party very well in ma short term as leader; it is, the noo, well and truly fucked, although Ah cannae claim all the credit maself, everybody's done their wee bit but it's thanks tae me, Wendy McFishFace, that we'll nae be bothered wi' power for a very long time.
We'll be passing the hat arroond the noo for ma holiday and we hope ye'll all be makkin large silent donations, as big as you can fucking manage, this time. No fucking aboot wi' all this just under a grand shite."