Wednesday, March 12, 2008
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Stanislav's Rants on Guido (www.order-order.com) plus whatever else tickles my fancy.
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It is a slight point over which to get excited, this little bit of booze tax but the wider issue, Presbyterianism, should worry everyone. Punitive, proscriptive, censorious and cruel, these fucking bastards hate not just alcohol but any expression of vitality.
Part of their worship used to be the shaming stool, in Kirk or Manse. A parish sinner, generally a woman, would be placed on the stool and bollocked and harangued by minister and elders; truly sinful women, on their deaths, would be buried in some muddy shithole miles from anywhere, sanctimoniously punished, even beyond death, not having sluts like her in our nice graveyard, full, as it is, of pious, scripture-quoting child molesters.
Our poor mad gay prime minister is guided, he tells us, by the sermonising voice of his dead father, a Presbyterian minister, the Brown family tradition then, tax the poor and preach at them from above, set the sinner to be shamed and carve the cake up among the elders but urge prudence and self-denial on the congregants, in my Father's hoose there are many mansions, only ye cannae afford them.
Squirming and twitching, stuttering and gulping, awkward and deceitful, beside Alistair Darling, there, feigning courage and all the other virtues, aping virtue and charity, brooding and hating, deranged and cruelly fucked-up, sits Presbyterianism. That's what they're like. Drink is the least of their hatreds. A pox on them all. And may the Lord protect us all from the Godless, heathen cocksucking bastards. Amen.
love from stanislav