Wednesday, February 27, 2008
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Seriously disappointed in Good Queen Brenda, C-in-C of whole fucking rocking horse cavalry and HM armed forces.
All very well Brenda sit on gilded throne for hundreds of years and keep gabshite son doing Tampax research with crocodile woman and away from any place where he can fuck shit up with his fucking impudent dilletante layabout playboy nonsense, the worthless, pampered, sinecured cunt. Brenda is doing good job staying on throne and just keeping this prick off it. But is more to monarchy than blighting ambition of nutter son and going in history books as longest ever monarch.
All very well Ma'am shaking hands of dozens of prime minister and make them all Knights of the Royal Pisspot, or whatever fucking rubbish it is they love so much. Chivalric ? John Currie-fucker Major-Underpants ? Knight of the Royal Pisspot ? Do me a Royal fucking favour, your Majesty. Man's a cunt.
All very well being briefed over everything and giving audience to moralising, presbyterian, lunatic homosexual bully, Mrs Nancy Brown of Fife; alright giving Sheeps Eye banquet to fucking hand-chopping pimp and royal chum, Ali Baba of Saudi Arabia; alright that former King, uncle Dave, is pussywhipped gay Nazi and nephew Lindley is cokefiend; sister is pisshead nymphomaniac, fuck dogs in the street; that royal servants are all raving, hysterical monsterqueens like Paul I am a fucking rock Burrel; that grandsons are worthless Yahoo pissheads, can't even go in Iraq with Tommy but only in eighty-pounds-a-drink nightclub brothel. None of this is part of constitutional monarchy, but only perk of job. And you are not doing the job, Brenda.
Time to make clear that Royal Assent will be withheld no matter how many chancers vote for criminal legislation from Schmidt; time to say to Nancy, Back off, sweet thing, or is WE make parliament fucking dissolved, just like that, right before your fucking eye and you with it you fucking lunatic. Is only one fucking Queen round here, matey, and it ain't you. You think WE are putting up with any more of this fucking shit off a fucking nutcase like you. Take people's stuff off them just on the say so of that fucking useless imbecile Ian Blair-Bendover. Have that horrible witch Flint throw people out of their homes just to alleviate a housing crisis you made, you great evil fairy. Put tv cameras in everybody's shithouse so they can't even take a dump in private. Have every bastard bar-coded with ID info by BlunkettUlike Security Corp so they can't walk down the fucking street without getting scanned. And you call this the war on terror. Is you matey, is fucking terrorist, you are a fucking nazi, this is nazi shit you're doing, I know, I had them in the family business, don't fucking presume to talk to me about nazis or terror, you horrible, gibbering Jock tyrant, and I don't give a flying fuck what your father tells you, you mad bastard and that other shower, they're as bad, wanna watch out you don't all go in Tower of fucking London.
The monarch does have power and influence over government and can dissolve parliament. There has been in living memory no more totalitarian and criminal regime than the current one-party alliance of self interest and terror, shitting in our faces from Westminster and wherever Fleet Street now is, stealing our money, our freedoms, our very nationality neutralised without even a referendum. From ridiculous, tired old fart, Skinner, to Zombie Alexander and supported by pompous, creepy little things like Gove and Clegg, cheered on by Toilets Maguire and Kneepads White and Polly Mascara, we see not government but criminality.
Time for Brenda to earn her billions. She could and should upset the applecart and maybe restore some humility to this gang of thieves, although prison would be their proper fate.
Equally, Dave Flashman of NewLabour Revisited, could have one of his flunkies standing by with a bicycle and when Thieving Gorbals Mick appears, pedal out of the chamber, his squabbling, simpering layabout troops behind him.
We need some demonstration of purpose from HM Opposition Leader Call Me Dave - or Tony, if it helps,I don't mind - Flashman. And off HM herself we need Royal proclamation: We is pleased to graciously announce that as of now, down in house of parliament, which We fucking owns, innit, is declared a Royal state of Up Against The Wall, Motherfuckers. Anybody fuck with Me, Regina, get their heads on fucking spike. And no shit.