stanislav said...whoever else emerges should be suspended from the legislature and stand trial, like anyone else.

stanislav said...

Sleaze, Guido - dishonesty or corruption: corruption, dishonesty, or scandal, especially among public figures such as politicians, Encarta dictionary - does not do justice, so to speak, to these horrible and right horrible bastards.

This is not just spivvery or sleaze, a noun associated primarily and astomishingly with reptile politicians; this is crime, plain and simple, crime. They are criminals. Why should these offences be known by a soubriquet?

Joe fucking Bloggs, down the Crown Court, is not charged with being sleazy, he’s charged with theft and deception, called a right fucking thieving bastard and the more senior his position in society the more porridge he gets to eat. No point saying Fuck me, Judge, I was ever so busy, Fuck me, Judge, I’m blind and an orphan. Judge’ll just say I don’t give a fuck you are a thieving fucking bastard and I would be failing in my duty to the public if I didn’t put you in fucking jail. Take this cunt down. Why are this lot any different ?

These are not matters of oversight or maladministration; these are deliberate, sustained, widespread, criminal conspiracies and even should there be a handful not involved they are guilty by their silence as are the skulking jackals like White and Toilets Maguire and Polly Mascara, that whole nauseating crew, that dire, cankerous, self-annointed priesthood of the fucking lobby, what a bunch of cunts, who know about all this shit and pretend it doesn’t happen, because they, too, get their wee freebies and best of all, they get privileged access to a worthless, whispering, gossiping, poisonous bunch of miscreants, just as long as everything remains on terms of no names, no pack drill, all men of the world, chaps, three wise monkeys. These arseholes, these accessories, these handmaidens to the criminal plundering of the taxpayers’ money, Toilets and Kneepads and that utterly, unspeakably worthless pompous git, Riddell - if Murdoch is paying that clown a fiver a week it’s five pounds fifty too much - are all, by association, as guilty as sin.

It’s worse in Scotland. Whatever happens here, Ian McWhirter, of the Jock Herald, maintains that career politicians are mostly decent, hardworking people, in it for the public good, like former Labour first minister, Thieving Henry McLeish, allowed to retire on a meagre thirty five grand a year, for life, after, "mistakenly" fiddling his office expenses; like former Tory leader and pretend lawyer, David McLetchie, who could not, despite his personal brilliance, distinguish between taxpayers’ money and his own; like McLeish, not prosecuted of course, paid a bigger price than any mere mortal though, resigned as leader, although the thieving smirking sermonising cunt remains as a part-time MSP on a full salary whilst doing more lucrative things in the courts. First Minister Salmond draws a salary as an MSP, as First Minister and sits (or doesn’t) as a Westminster MP. As well as being Lavendar King of Hiberenia he holds this further responsible position in London which, on the face of it, no mere mortal could reasonably combine with his Monarchical duty. Nobody says Boo.

Wendy Alexander, although reviled as Satchmo by ruffians among the public, remains to be firmly challenged by most of the media; BBC Newsnight Scotland pits her apologists against their local version of Andy Blowjob Marr, one Glenn Campbell. Former Labour first minister Jack McConnell and the BBCs grunting hunchbank transsexual, Mr Kirsty Wark escape censure not only for their joint holidays but for the stupendous budget overrun on the hideous Edinburgh Palace of Vanities, what started at a fifty million pounds project finished, under the stewardship of Wark, McConnell and the oily boy abortionist, Steel, costing half a billion; used to the mad extravagance of the the license-payer, Wark was firm in her judgement that money should be no object. Wark’s partner, Brian Clements, a media shyster, was recently described by a High Court judge as a deeply dishonourable man, proper NewLabour media millionaire, then.

As long as we speak their language of oversight and regrettable cock-up, I apologise to honourable (fuck me, honourable?) members; I will co-operate with the authorities (as if the obnoxious Hain has any more choice in that matter than any other citizen), as long as they can define the terms they are in command, spinning and lying and dissembling is what they do; it is, miserable, worthless bastards, their only accomplishment, as long as we call it anything but crime, they will continue to spray shit in our faces.

The legislature of the United Kingdom is rotten; it wages illegal bandit military adventures, betrays our soldiers, neglects our elderly, harangues our sick and diabled steals our pension, sells our gold, abandons our sovereignty, our identity; imbeciles like Jacqui Smith and Sir Ian Bendover at the Met trample all over our freedoms and as if that’s not enough they, personally, rob us blind at every opportunity showering themselves with stolen money, with honours and pensions and quango sinecures. Not one of these bastards could stand proper scrutiny.

So many - outside the tiny, twittering Guardian/BBC constituency of a few million pampered souls - know this so well that the idea of the house of commons, of all places, being tough on crime, - Blunkett ????- hysterically, shockingly, appallingly funny.

Sleaze is their own term, Guido, insulting and all, but not quite the same as the real thing. We should ditch sleaze, this is crime. Criminals are not supposed to get pensioned off to the House of Lords, or have the whip withdrawn, criminals are supposed to go to jail. Hain, Conway and whoever else emerges should be suspended from the legislature and stand trial, like anyone else.

3:32 PM, January 30, 2008