Stanislav, a young grammarian said...Internet is not medium in same as print.

Stanislav, a young grammarian said...

DENNIS

Is not for humble plumber make reproach to successful writer but Stanislav, too, remember when hopefully is adverb and not fucking punctuation mark, that simplistic is not same as simple and that never should be sentence start with and or but; could give myriad examples, not myriad of, which is shit bollocks talk of inbred fucking morons, just myriad examples of grammatical fuckpit in which language of Shakespeare and King James now fester. Blame BBC, blame most especially HM Government and imbecile teacher but not blame, even obliquely, which mean, more or less, at angle, Lord Guido.
Internet is not medium in same as print. You and I, Dennis, probably not sleep if use comma and not semi colon, maybe, like MadWanker prime minister embark on voyage of endless exculpatory dry masturbation, in order to wipe guilt from mind; develop facial tic and famous DryWank Jawdrop and also insane paper fiddling at despatch box, keep squaring up papers with clunking, nosepick fingers, even though has just squared-up five seconds before; Guido, however has bigger fish to roast. Is big site and constant change; is fast reaction to news and is probably all type in with no proper training in typing and, most important of all, Guido report doings of vastly overpromoted waster bandits, fuckpig incompetent, and complete fucking brain-dead numbskull, like Hoon, Ainsworth, Milliband, Primarolo et al who is ignorant of how to think, never mind fucking speak, never done day's fucking work in fucking life, idle, useless thieving fucking cubtbastard shit-eating child-molesting mother- fuckers; not, we might all agree, a grammarian amongst them and all of probably equal linguistic distinction with the horrible slimy cunts in the press. Little wonder, then, that Lord Guido, sometimes, is mildly improper in the language of his reports to us from the Dark Realm. I don't mind, and, nor, I suspect from your frequecy here, co you, innit?

There is a new vernacular which, whilst improper gramatically, is coruscatingly accurate and even poetic. Stanislav would walk across a forest full of Ernest Gowers' manuals to hear Mr Tambourine Man; as we all know, my Highlands neighbour, Doctor Bob Dylan, wouldn't be nowhere if not for the double negative. IS best wishes from Stanislav, a rebel without a clause.

7:51 PM, October 21, 2007