stanislav said...Santa Claws coming for Labour said..

stanislav said...

Santa Claws coming for Labour said...

I may start writing to my daily newspaper....

Mr Santa Claus

Is busy time of year and all but write to fucking newspaper? Why the fuck do that? If you want write to somebody, is better be like Gary of Stoke and Mr DES. Steal Child Benefit from Mrs., go down bookies shop and lose every penny on crooked horse race, beg ten pee from stranger, steal little pencil off counter, go in smelly public convenience and draw picture of big cock and hairy balls and write This is knob ov Gary from Stoke, anybody want up arse for £1.50 pee? And, DES do blowjob, special discount for old age pensioner, Saga coach party get discount. Make more sense to write that than write to fucking newspaper. Fuck me, whatever next? Don’t tell me. Write to fucking MP? Wait six month get letter back written by MP boyfriend reee-surcher and say, I am very busy, I note your comments, thank you for writing, now fuck off and leave things to your betters. Better off write to shithouse wall readership, innit ? Is better class of person than fucking Hotlips Aaronobitch.

Best thing is let them write their own fucking papers, not pay tv tax, and definitely only vote for decent, independent fellow-citizen, like plumber, not for unemployable, thieving, lying, murdering, pisshead, coke-snorting, child-molesting dinosaur parties full of Scotch arseburglars, West country shit-eaters and Hampstead carpet-moochers, acting in good faith. Rotten lying bitch.

2:27 PM, November 29, 2007