stanislav said... (on cottaging)

stanislav said...

Mr Jerry Hayes seems to do a lot of bumping into chums at night. Is this a euphemism, like cottaging? Cottaging, as some might already know, is nothing to do with thatched country dwellings but refers, instead, to, I understand, the Liberal Democrat practice in which honourable or right honourable gentlemen have swift, brutal, anonymous, bodily fluid-exchanging encounters with other gentlemen, either together,in a smelly toilet cubicle or, bizarrely, on either side of a cubicle-dividing wall, congress being facilitated via a crude aperture in said wall, although this latter refinement of Liberal Democracy is known, for some reason, as gloryholing; Just off down the gottage for a spot of Gloryholing, care to join me, Lembit ? The term may derive from a halcyon period of Liberal history, maybe to Sir Ming winning the 1922 Olympic Gold Medal or to David Boy Steel's knighthood for services to the abortion industry.

Mr Chris Huhne with splatterings across his chest is another troubling image in Mr Hayes' seemingly innocuous posting and I fear that the whole message is in some perverse argot, incomprehensible to the unbent, so to speak.

Obviously Mr Hayes' nocturnal collisions referred, in fact, to him BUMMING into his chums, not bumping into them. What goes on in Westminster is of little concern to we Highlanders but the vision of Mr Hayes bumming his dining companions and of Mr Huhne walking around his office pissing on people is a shade too piquant, even for Scotch tastes and we will henceforth be taking our business elsewhere.

This site is being overrun by foulmouthed perverts. You will lose all your Presbyterian customers if you carry on in this fashion

9:57 PM, November 08, 2007