I love my bidet. It is making for very clean bottoms, yes? In my country people buy bidet before tv; bidet number one must-have consumer item. After beetroot. Not like here where all persons has brown stains on underpants and prime minister have snot on tie.
Best wisjes from Stanislav. Am going Scotland. Learn speak Presbyterian and make better postings. Amusing. Not like Marquee Mark in his dirty underwearings.
Greetings from boney Scotland to my comrade posters. Here is very good place where everything made free at point of theft from English. Nobody pay for nothing. This because Sir Sean Connery win big electjion and Scotland now independent nazi state is. But stjill getting many kopeks from man in house of lords call Barnett. Must be very rich, like Bill Gates, or maybe Dr Gerry McCann. (In my country get drunk and mislay children make prison sentence, not make fame and fjortune. Even if brother is constituency neighbour of snot-eating prime minister)
All Scottish familys has plenty to eat. Spend money on haggis and Mars bars and whisky because not pay taxes like English do. Is everywhere new roads and trains and hospitals and schools and when Stanislav say Who Pay? his new Scottch friends laugh and say Ah! Is special. MPs not really MPs. Just elected to keep SnotMan in power. Scotch business sorted by local government of Sir Sean Connery in place called West Lothjian.
Stanislav grateful to his friend Marquee Markski for explaining underwearings situation. Is different in Scotland. Men all dedicated to cross-dressing in public. And in making great show of be naked under skirt. This have ramifjications of course. Scotchmen think that use bidet is English pretence and unmanly and so in absence of underwearings brown stains transferring straight to thjighs and bjuttocks of Scotchmen. In Stanislav's country people point fingers in street at cross-dressers and maybe throw stones but in Scotland it great tradition founded by Sir Valter Scott. Scotch crossdressing also of great benefit to LibDem (or is LubeDem?) gentlemen politicjians who, on meeting themselves on the common or in the gentlemens lavatory can swiftly stick heads under skirts and do what LibDem men rightly famous for. Even in my country we remember was famous miniature Scottish LibDem David Steel what say Haste Ye back tae yer con-stit-uen-cies and prepare ye for fellatio! ( But no' on David Owen)
Stanislav urge fellow pyromaniac dissidents to visit north of border. Is very best part of England.
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