Stanislav, an anxious young Pole said...Worshipful Master Dame Gordon Brown will be joining them, playing the two Ugly Sisters.

Stanislav, an anxious young Pole said...

Give interview to BBC Richard and Judy man, Andy Marr, say reputation abducted. Just go out for conference with good friends, say Gordon (all respectable politicians, never tell lie, always check on reputation every five minutes; well, not really, not check too hard, not actually look, see if still there, just kind of talk about go see if reputation there, maybe walk past building.) Finish-up polite respectable conference, everybody buy moral compass on door, Gordon smirk like gay crocodile, come back in house nine o'clock, ten o' clock, sometime, windows been jemmied, or maybe not, and, fuck me, reputation nowhere to be seen, nappy been moved, up on sideboard, sure sign reputation carted off in night, maybe drugged. Other people reputation still there, abductor not touch, Gordon reputation targeted, probably by gang of sophisticated reputation snatchers, taken maybe by people like torture reputation, not bear thinking; look all over, high-up, low down. Best think set-up million pound PR operation, so nothing else be abducted -like career as prime minister. Re-invent self as international reputation welfare expert. Phone fellow freemason, Pope Wotsit, the old Nazi and Protector General of the kiddy-fiddlers , and say look, Pope, you and me, right, we is in this together, we is all in the reputation game; you, me the BMA. I mean, d'you know that people say Gordon destroy own reputation? Not abducted at all. Is ludicrous, no? Gordon love reputation, maybe leave alone, locked in room, but is ok, everybody do same; all over country people out at lodge meetings, dinner parties, make important rendezvous in public toilet; can't be with reputation forever, is not like is child or anything.

Ask all fellow freemason click up at www.findgordorep.com and send money to Gordon brother preferably in cash so make easy book-keeping and not detract from leave no stone unturned etc etc etc.

Aides to Gerry and Cilla McCann revealed today that in the search for THEIR abducted reputations they will be appearing in pantomime at Blackpool, either in A Doctor's Dilemma, Puss in the Boot or Babes in Sedation; should he be suddenly available through unemployment, Worshipful Master Dame Gordon Brown will be joining them, playing the two Ugly Sisters.

2:26 AM, October 07, 2007