Monday, October 29, 2007

stanisalv a young Polish plumber said...Heffer go straight down shaft, not fuck about.

stanisalv a young Polish plumber said...

Sorry, off topic

Impossibly pompous Daily Mail hack, Zionist and moral philosopher, Melanie Phillips Rosenberg, writes in her “diary” tonight, Sunday, that “Media circles” have known for a long time the identity of the Windsor blackmailee; the Royals, she suggests, should come clean. Sucking insatiably on the taxpayers’ BBC tit, the insufferable Phillips has obviously clean forgotten what journalists are supposed to do for a living. Maybe -with the equally obnoxious mouthy bastard Clare Fox and the simpering Michael Buerk - its one for the baroque farce that is the Moral Maze; should a journalist keep the secrets of the rich and powerful ? Your witness, Mel.

Spitting out her bilious, accusatory questions as though they were the Devil’s ejaculate the rancid, moralising harridan, Phillips, regularly -using the BBC as a bully pulpit - berates hapless non-media folk for their lack of openness and equates divergence from her own laughable world view with nostalgia for the Third Reich: Come, Professor Dipstick, I put it to you that your criticism of the Israeli shelling of Lebanese hospitals is pure Nazism. And so on she goes, ad fucking nauseum. Horrible bastard crone. But doesn’t breathe a word of Royal scandal. Probably lives by some axiom from the Daily Mail Big Book of Morality, don’t embarrass one’s betters; the problem is the wogs, not the establishment. And the unmarried mothers.

Hard to distinguish between the cunts in Westminster and the slags in the media. Who says the Street of a Thousand Arseholes is in Cairo?

In my country not fund loony Mel from taxpayer, nor lip-quivering dwarf baboon Simone Heffer nor Yasmin I-is-Muslim Alibhai Brown. In my country people has own morals, not get them off despicable media slag on BBC programme.

(ps Stanislaw only find Phillips’ po-faced drivel by accident; would not read nasty, belligerent, humourless. right-wing, glowering, stick insect nutter on purpose. No fear, cor blimey. Not for King’s fucking ransom. In my country persistent delusional aggressive person like Phillips go in hospital in countryside for long quiet rest and diazepam Soma holiday, birdsong and rainfall, weave basket, early nights, hot chocolate, put back in right mind, if possible. If not, drop down mineshaft and forget. Heffer go straight down shaft, not fuck about. Waste of space, innit. Here in Englo-Scotland, lunatic Phillips on platform berating ordinary citizen and painted hobgoblin ladyman Heffer mince about Westminster on high heels, haranguing Majesty‘s opposition to do what he say. Country run by arseholes.)

Love from stanislav.

pps Does Lord Guido know who is coke snorting Royal arse bandit, anyway ? Or is too many to count ?

12:00 PM, October 29, 2007



stanisalv a young Polish plumber said...

Mr Sockpuppet. Yes is fucking delicious idea of catfight with Mel P and Yassi A-B beat each other with scripture. Is make fortune on grannyporn channel. Only these two lower tone.

Yasmin mention few dozen times that son is barrister-extortionist, maybe can referee; maybe sue Stanislav instead.

Is fucking horrible though, innit? Can't open her fucking trap without saying: speaking as a Muslim woman. How if everytime Stanislav go fix toilet up cheap he say: good morning, speaking as Polish plumber blah blah blah. Customer say: I know you is fucking Polish, say so on fucking van, innit, "Stanislav, Young Polish Plumber Ltd. Toilets Fixed-Up Cheap" say so on fucking blue boilersuit too, innit?
"Stanislav Polish Plumb Cheap 4 U" Just get on with the fucking job, eh?

Is no good go on Radio Four after July bomb and say: Speaking as Polish Plumber I think blah blah blah. Listener laugh out loud and say What's this Polish cunt on about.

But Yasmin different. Make lucrative career from accident of birth. Not like she go in Cracow nightschool learn how to be Muslim woman. Not like serve apprenticeship with head down toilet, up to elbows in other bloke shit, not like have to equip van and buy wrench and white stuff go round taps. No, is just born muslem woman, ready made. Is fucking billions of them. Yasmin should go on Al-Jazeera and say speaking as a Muslem woman; see what happen then. Get told shut the fuck up by valued co-religionist, go in fucking kitchen like good muslem woman. And cover-up ugly mush.

Is just fucking rank horrible BBC tokenistic multiculturalism con-trick from Radio fucking Four and Yasmin I-is-Muslem Uncle Tom Alibhai fucking Brown play along for money. Fool nobody.

Even uberCunt Trevor Phillips not believe no more in multicultural bollocks. In saying I is Muslem woman every five minutes Brown not aid absorption and integration like good Polish plumber who just get on with fix-uo toilet, instead exacerbate difference and tension. Instead of racist nit-picking, hair splitting and showing off on the radio proper muslem woman have proper job. Help husband in Kebab house.


Mr Hitch

Is too kind. But Lord Guido give Stanislav first break in showbiz -and also employ Stanislav teenage sisters as nanny concubine, teach Anglo-Irish manners and group sex techniques- so Stanislav stay loyal and only post here. Money is not everything. And anyway plenty toilet business for hard-working Pole is.

1:13 PM, October 29, 2007


Blogger The Hitch said...

Well stanislav
The offer remains open.
No doubt due to his eating habits, copious consumption of Guinness and Port
Fawkes also keeps you in regular lavatorial unblocking work.
More power to your elbow Stanisalv.

1:26 PM, October 29, 2007


stanisalv a young Polish plumber said...

Thank you Mr Hitch.

Is not just elbows, though, is knees, too. Hurt like fuck. Would go in out patient in hospital and see doctor but probably catch fucking Alan Johnstone Disease off dirty bastard not wash fucking hands since holiday in portugal and wind-up lie in shitty bed starving and get mercy execution from senior nurse. NHS, envy of fucking world.

1:51 PM, October 29, 2007


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