stanislav said...Surely sanding in public is illegal.

stanislav said...

Surely sanding in public is illegal. ANONYMOUS 2.57

Is now. And in private. Was great civil liberties case short time back. Group of Old Etonians get together and nail foreskin to workbench and take it in turns take sandpaper to scrotum. Honest, is true. Stanislav not invent. Cops come and throw them in cells say dirty fucking bastards but Old Etonians say No, is voluntary, we enjoy; is our foreskin not yours and so begin famous Foreskin Trial.

Some saw this prosecution as another manifestation of the encroaching Nanny State, arguing that it was an Englishman's inalienable right to nail his genitals to anything he wished and to treat them with sandpaper, wire wool or caustic soda as the fancy took him. And if he wanted to share this harmless pastime with other public schoolboys he should be at liberty to do so.

Go in court, though, and judge say fuck off, don't matter whose fucking foreskin, not doing shit like that in my jurisdiction. Fucking degenerate, should know fucking better than nail cock to bench. What happen if everybody nail cock on work bench and attack with Black and fucking Decker. Fuck my Honour, is end of fucking civilisation. Take these cunts in Jail and keep them away from fucking workshop. All my years on fucking bench never hear nothing like. Nail own fucking cock on table and plead civil liberties. Is like fucking savage. What next on my list ? Fucking cannibals from fucking Harrow, most likely. Fuck my Honour, who'd be a fucking judge? These fucking Flashman types, what are they like, eh?

6:04 PM, November 12, 2007